Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Lonely in His Neck of the Woods

Dear Sisters: I am a 35-year old man and I desperately want a wife, but there are simply no good women left. I meet a lot of women but all they want is my money and sex. Most of them don't even watch the news and cannot even hold a decent conversation. Where should I look? And, don't tell me to go to church because all the good ones are married and the single ones are looking for, well you know. Its the same in the supermarket.

Jena: Sounds like you’re looking too hard. Good things come to those who wai
t.

Michele:
You got me! You’re asking the wrong sista.

Elena: The way you speak of all “women,” I think you should consider going to a gay bar.

“TP” (Our Guy): I am a 51-year old man who not so long ago found the love of my life—online by the way. So be patient and before you know it she will be there.

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